One can land himself in the weirdest of uncomfortable situations if he is unaware of the do's and don'ts while making love to his partner. There can never be a published list of the turn-offs during those moments of intimacy. But there surely can be the various things that turn the mood of your loving partner on into that of a blood sucking Dracula right from the movie Twilight.
Go through the list and never, never do the things described below if you want a hassle-free love life.
#1 Farting while in bed!
Anyone, be it a chick or guy, it will not be accepted in bed with this kind of shitty habit!
#2 Talking about ex!
Nobody will like to hear your sad love story or about how good your ex was. Damn, you are with someone else, respect that!
#3 Star Wars should be cool if it's your partner's choice!
And when she is wearing nothing, you should even watch a blank Television!
#4 This one is just too funny to have a caption!
Dudes, you should be knocking the door before entering a room!
#5 Jesus, please save the English literature!
Yeah, seriously "gt out", I mean Get Out!
#6 Learn to smell the hints!
Exercise your eyes and brain to coordinate as well as to understand what a girl wants.
#7 Cat moves are bad moves!
Get funny, but wait for the right time and right place.
#8 Rudeness will not be entertained, Sir!
You just reverse the above behaviour and it can be a turn-on for her.
#9 Why will anybody sleep with an unresponsive partner?
So, kindly have a Red Bull and climb into your bed as if you have wings!
#10 Bi..kindly go for Bi!
Well, no comments!
#11 Conversation is prohibited!
Making sounds and conversing are two different moves with two different results!
#12 Dirt is for the pervert!
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