Loving to make fun of yourself can be too painful at times. Well, if that's your own art, many people can respect you. But oftentimes, not everyone can take how you do such things in public when it can be more respectable on your end to just do it at home alone.
Have you tried to examine yourself if you've been so embarrassing lately? If not, we can actually help you figure things out. Through this simple gem, I hope that you would realize that there are things which we as humans should learn.
1. Binge-watching
Nobody would look up at your professional and successful side again when they catch you watching a very narrow sitcom, or a movie with no societal relevance. Better keep that 'corny' character inside your flat.
2. Eating everything you love on your own bed
If you're messy enough, this might work for you. But if you just want to mess up for the sake of art, or for the sake of experiencing it, go for it! Just clean up later to avoid foul odor, rats, cockroaches and unwanted species roaming around your place.
3. Sleep all day
Sleeping for 24 hours straight? Better not to show this to anyone because they might hate their jobs, be frustrated or commit suicide. Well, you have the luxury of time, and you can afford to do it.
4. Pay your freaking bills!
Alright! Nobody is responsible for that but you. Unless, you want other people to see your past due balance, other loans, and irresponsibility when it comes to paying on time.
5. Cutting off plants/ "Killing them"
Oh no, if that's your comfort activity, better hide it from environmentalists or vegans.
6. Cooking naked!
With matching popping oils going to your skin. Sweet pain.
7. Crying for no apparent reason
It's definitely a good exercise for your facial muscles, vocal cords and that gland used for crying. Let's go physical.
8. Singing the orchestra while in the shower
Instrumentals? Check. Vocals? Check. Beatbox? Check. Let's get that on while having a major body cleanup.
9. Dancing to the beat of your choice
But before showing winning grooves to the world, you must make sure that they're really getting the criteria perfectly. Come on!
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